I'm BACK!! I have been unable to publish anything on my blog for the past two days. I think the site was having technical difficulties or something because I tried if from two different computers to no avail. I am sure thousands of people have been disappointed in the past few days when they logged on to my site to find no new posts. To all my millions of disheartened fans I want to remind them how seriously I take my responsibility to keep an up-to-date blog. As long as it is within my power I will keep you informed of the excruciating minutia of my everyday life.